![]() ![]() The Training mode fails to offer move lists for the characters, though they are printed up in the instruction manual. The Gamecube and Xbox versions share the same game modes, running the gamut of the old standbys: Arcade, Versus, Survival, Time Attack, Training, Team Battle, and Versus Team Battle. Can someone explain to me why almost every fighting game has to have such nonsensical, vague stories? And it STILL doesn’t do spit for the storyline. Instead of the anime-style sequence in the Gamecube version, there’s now a fully computer-animated opening. Up version of the bare minimum PS2 original. The “smooth 60 fps, bonuses included” Gamecube port, which was just a spiffed Bloody Roar Extreme is essentially the same as If the game sounds familiar, don’t be alarmed. It doesn’t take much to be more exciting than Bloody Roar Extreme. Sure, life wouldīe more exciting if I was a dog with hands, but that’s an unfair comparison. I’ll have to settle for being a Zoanthrope, a human that can become a bipedal,įighting animal in Bloody Roar Extreme for the Xbox. I wouldn’t have to give up my crack, er, video games.īut since that kind of brilliant splicing probably won’t happen any time soon, The ladies would find me even more adorable, and, most important of all, I could go punch the stupid cat nextĭoor. Might call me mad, but just think of the possibilities! I could take a whiz Scientists, geneticists and transmogrifieists: I want to be a dog And so, here’s my proposal to all would-be Now imagine if animals actually did have hands with opposable thumbs – we’re That’s like asking a crack monkey to give up his precious, precious crack. To watch out for, and the lack of opposable thumbs means having to swear off video Animals have it easy – no school, no work, no dental visits. ![]()
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